[Budo]

My girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make her scream.
So I put in in twice and ripped up her credit cards.

mine told me to give her 6, so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.

My version is:

"to be inserted casually in a conversation"

So this chick walks up to me last night ans says, "I want you to give me 10 inches and make it hurt."
So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face.

 

[Budo]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?


Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

 

[hazexban]

Why is Mexico so bad in the Olympics?

All the ones who can run, swim and jump are already in the USA.

 

[929rc51]

mine told me to give her 6, so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.

mine said she liked it rough so i threw her on her back and burnt her with a cigarette

 

[woz]

whats the difference between jam and marmalade?




you can't marmalade your cock up a birds arse

 

[Bamboo671]

whats the difference between jam and marmalade?

you can't marmalade your cock up a birds arse

My version:

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my cock down your throat!

 

[Bamboo671]

Not sure if this was posted already...


What's the difference between like and love?


Spit and swallow.

 

[kingbell]

I can still remember playtime at school.A bit of football,A quick cigarette.
And tryin to finger the girls behind the bike sheds......



I fuckin loved that caretakers job!!

 

[929rc51]

if size doesn't matter then why don't you see 3" dildo's at the porn shop?

what did 50cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?
G.. U knitt?

if hitler played call of duty his kill ratio would be 60000000/1

wanna know how special i am? the doctors gave me a jacket so i could hug myself:rofl2:

what do you call a queer in a sleeping bag? Fruit Roll-up

Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow...

procrastination is like masturbation... your only fucking yourself.

 

[Budo]

I''m a huge procrastinator...

I never finish anyth

 

[929rc51]

I''m a huge procrastinator...

I never finish anyth

that shit had me laughin at 5 in the morning before work dude.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? boy scouts return from camp

 

[Budo]

that shit had me laughin at 5 in the morning before work dude.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? boy scouts return from camp

I had the same reaction the first time I read it...

Stole it from some dude's sig line on Advrider.com

 

[annahouck]

I am totally having fun in here! Let me share with you a funny video. This one's so amazing. Just click here = The smartest dog in the world!

 

[lawdog]

what is the best part of having sex with a 14 year old in the shower?





















slick her hair back and she looks 7

 

[doublen675]

what is the best part of having sex with a 14 year old in the shower?

slick her hair back and she looks 7

:notamused:

:rofl:

 

[RIDER]

:rofl: bump

 

[Electriple]

What's the difference between a girl and an onion?















I cry when I cut an onion

 

[Electriple]

So a guy walks into a bar and bets the bartender he could sleep with any girl in the bar.
The bartender slaps down a $100 bill and after the guy takes the money, asks what his secret is.
The guy looks around real quick, leans in, and whispers "I'm a rapist"

 

[RIDER]

How do you blind an Asian person?
-Put a windshield in front of them.

 

[StreetT675]

What do you throw a drowning paki















His Family