[Grady]

Whats the difference between Clint Eastwood & anal sex/ Clint will 'make your day', anal sex will make your entire week.

Isn't it "make your hole weak."

 

[qweesy]

What you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?


A quarter pounder with cheese.

 

[edonthenet]

What do women and dogshit have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up :laugh:

 

[RickT]

Probably a repost or two but what the heck.

Did you hear about the Leper Card game?
One threw his hand in.

Did you hear about the Leper Hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call a leper in a Jacuzzi?
Stew.

 

[ridesallyridenc]

What's the difference between three huge cocks and a joke.












Your mom can't take a joke.

 

[Hokie]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?



I can't load the bowling balls into my truck with a pitch fork.

 

[xvflutop]

What's better than going to the special Olympics and winning a gold medal?

Not being retarded


Why are aspirin white?
Cause they work.


Why didn't superman save princess Diana from the car crash?
Cause he was in a wheel chair

 

[SoCalDaytona]

How do you blind an Asian person?
-Put a windshield in front of them.

dental floss????

 

[929rc51]

Revival?

Do you know what the number #1 cause of Pedophilia is?

Sexy children...

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[929rc51]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo on my face...

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[GTJerry]

How do you know when you're at a gay bbq?


The hotdogs taste like shit.

 

[Indian_villager]

How do you make a little girl cry twice?


Rub your bloody c*ck on her teddy bear when you are done.


Hell will be filled with the sound of triples.

 

[Gzblack2]

I heard it as...
How do you get a little boy to stop crying?
Take your dick out of his ass.

How do you make a Lil boy cry?

Wipe your bloody dick on his teddybear.

 

[drummer92]

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick will taste like shit

 

[Gzblack2]

 

[chris.mayer]

it's been a while since someones posted here so i'll go with a relevant joke:

Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted in Ferguson Missouri last night?
not one pair of work boots were stolen...

 

[2wheelsrolling]

Sorry - this is not even close to being tasteless, BUT it sure is Lame!!!

How many doors are on a chicken coup? Two..... If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan. uugghh!

 

[jeffpada]

There was a day , my girlfriend expect me to fuck her and I told her I can't swim