[morsetaper2]

Tasteless Jokes, OK, post 'em up, I'll start off...

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie.
They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years, doing what's natural for men and women to do.
After several years of casual sex every day Susie feels absolutely horrible about what she is doing. She feels that having sex with both Jim and Tom is so immoral and bad that she kills herself. It's tragic, but Jim and Tom manage to get through it.
After a while, Jim's and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings weakens, and the inevitable happens. Well, a couple more years go by and Jim and Tom begin to feel absolutely horrible about what they've been doing.
So, they finally bury Susie....

 

[red675]

3 guys walk into a gay bar. as they sit down to havee a drink the bartender says........




oh hell why am i telling you this joke. you were there :biggrinjester:

 

[Chchadder]

You asked for it:

How many men does it take to change the kitchen lightbulb?

None. Let that bitch cook in the dark.

What's the difference between broccoli and anal sex?

You can't force broccoli on a kid.

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you don't like it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult.

Next...

 

[J_Copeland]

A man says to his wife

"Honey,If I win the lottery,would you leave me?"

She says "You bet I would"

He says "I won 12 bucks,here's your 6 ,Now get the F**K Out !!!"

 

[red675]

:rofl: get out

 

[doublen675]

What's the difference between broccoli and anal sex?

You can't force broccoli on a kid.

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you don't like it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult.

Next...

That's just fucking sick. :chair:

 

[Chchadder]

That's just fucking sick. :chair:

He said tasteless...:biggrinjester:

 

[Slow480]

How do you get a baby out of a Blender?

With a bag of Doritos.

 

[Jebus]

What does a fat chick and a brick both have in common?
Eventually, they'll both be laid by a mexican.... :rofl:

 

[doublen675]

He said tasteless...:biggrinjester:

You are right...Carry on.............................

What does a fat chick and a brick both have in common?
Eventually, they'll both be laid by a mexican.... :rofl:

:laugh:

 

[theRipper]

dead baby jokes?

how do you make a dead baby float?


Root beer, ice cream, dead baby.

 

[7TTA]

This thread is such a bad idea....




What is the difference between a Porsche GT3 and a dead, teenage prostitute?


I don't have a Porsche GT3 in my garage....

 

[i NO need hellmits]

This thread is such a bad idea....

What is the difference between a Porsche GT3 and a dead, teenage prostitute?

I don't have a Porsche GT3 in my garage....

Somebody call the police I think we have a killer on our hands.

So there's a girl without legs or arms on a bridge. A guy comes along and asks. "Have you ever been hugged?"
the girl says "no"
so he hugs her. Then he asks "have you ever been kissed?"
she says "no"
he kisses her and asks "have you ever been fucked?"
she says "no"
so he pushes her off the bridge and says "there you go, now you're fucked!"

 

[RickT]

Definitely a bad idea... but what the hell....

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew

Did you hear about the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner

Las Veges held a poker tournament for lepers....

One of the players threw his hand in

 

[Chchadder]

That's why we're in the pit gentlemen (and perhaps some brave ladies...)!

Little Johnny runs into the kitchen screaming about a huge splinter in his hand. "Ow Mommy! I've got a splinter in my finger! Do we have any cider to put it in?!"

Mom is a little confused and asks "Why do you need cider honey?"

Little Johnny says "Because last night I heard the babysitter say to her friend that whenever she gets a prick in her hands, she can't wait to get it in cider."

 

[7TTA]

As my kids are fond of saying, "you know dad, this is why mom left you..."



Why do women sometimes have difficulty reaching orgasm?

Who f#*%king cares???




So a man is arrested and incarcerated for having sex with a cow.
The next morning he is brought before the judge who reads the arresting officer's report and is visibly upset.

"Tell me" yells the Judge, "Just what the hell were you thinking?"

"Well.....to be honest, your honor.....I was thinkin bout a younger, purtier cow"

 

[675racer]

Ok my turn...
Why don't gay guys have BBQ's?

All the weinies taste like shit!

 

[doublen675]

Ok my turn...
Why don't gay guys have BBQ's?

All the weinies taste like shit!

:laugh: uke:

 

[Scooter Scott]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your front porch?
Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the pool?
Bob

 

[Rat Race]

Two six year old boys were comparing Christmas presents. John says to David, "I got 4 bars of chocolate, 3 Hot Wheels Cars, a meccano x wing fighter and a new game for my Nintendo DS for Christmas, what did you get". David says "I got 26 bars of chocolate, 16 hot wheels cars with 2 different garages, the whole meccano star wars collection, an Xbox, a PS3 and a new HD 50" TV to play them on." John shrugs his shoulders and says "Hmmph, I wish I had leukemia!"