He sounds like a massive dumbass who refuses to admit he made a mistake and learn from it.
My favorite part is he mentions "I'm standing up within seconds and began looking for the road. I couldn't find it so I just went straight up the 35 foot cliff G.I. Joe style." Which doesn't really agree with the massive amount of time you just hear him whimpering.
The only thing worse than a person who rides way over there head on the street and crashes is someone who insists it wasn't their fault and refuses to learn a thing from it.